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Hey pals, gals, robots, penguins, and zombies!

I just got wind that I made The Montreal Mirror's Best Of Montreal Readers Poll 2006 List!

Check out the top 10 for BEST CARTOONIST

Huzzah! I just made it.
And I'm in good company, too!

Thank you, to all those that voted. You guys are awesome.

Here's to next year. Maybe I'll even make more of an effort to get the word out about it. :p

Lotsa Love & Lolz,

-Theo
Hastily Put Together
Your Daily Lolz

http://hastilyputtogether.com/daily.php?date=060501

Marc loved the hell out of this one.
http://hastilyputtogether.com/daily.php?date=060421
plugged it, too:
http://metallicgrass.com/

It's not every day you win the internets. ^_^

Actually, I like a lot of these.
http://hastilyputtogether.com/arch.php

Yay. I'm a shameless whoore!

way too many blogs to maintain.
i only use this one and the one on my site... and even then i don't use 'em that much.

unless you count updating a new cartoon as blogging.

hmm...

The day I decide to make an mp3/wav/aiff gag, the new friggin' Tool single gets leaked to the internets.
Whooooooo.

Pretty friggin' awesome song too. Angry, thought-provoking, full of social commentary, and lots of badass musicianship.
I'm definitely picking this one up on May 2nd.
Good stuff.

Thank you to whichever radio station that jumped the gun and helped leak the high quality file online. That thing spread faster than a Hilton at a wine tasting party.
Thank you, radioperson. You're probably jobless, but I had an awesome Friday.
I'd say "Good Friday", but that would be too easy. Heck, it'd be easier than... well, a Hilton at a wine tasting party.

Anyhoozie, here's wishing my HPT readers a very Happy Easter/Holidays/Exambreak/Weekend.
You guys rock.
*mwah*

Oh, and if Apple could get Moses -- or the big man/gal/whatever himself -- to be in an iPod commerical, they would.
You know they would.
I still <3 u apple.
*HEART*

cya guys tomorrow... in some form or another.

-tr

and now 'digging in the dirt' is stuck in my head.

it wasn't even a favourite of mine growing up...

really good dvd overall.
i shall never tire of 'big time'.
that song has mileage.
always loved that one.

so yea, well worth a look if you haven't checked it out yet.
it did have some of the coolest 80s videos ever.
i love pg.

even if he now looks like a silver-age villain.

let's hear it for nine inch nails!
whoo!
they're good!

I SHOT FIRST.
HUZZAH .

MONDAY'S PANEL IS LESS CONFUSING NOW!

REJOICE.

if you feel slighted or outraged at my changing the text...
you can probably still buy some rare japanese laser disc with the "I KNOW IT WAS CRAP, BUT I STILL MISS IT" dialogue.

or maybe bit torrent for the original... or something.

i dunno.
i think it's kinda funnier now.
i like 'em "wordy".

<3 you guys.

SPIDERMAN:
HERO OR MENACE?

this news story is totally fucked up.
http://wcco.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_053092249.html

big news soon.

stay tuned.

and yes, i know i keep saying that, but for real this time.
check this space.

soon.

and, i had no idea, but someone just told me that sesame street recently (more or less) had a character that was a sentient jacket.
wow.
now that's just plain creepy.
i donno if this character ate anyone... probably not... i guess that's why the children's television workshop hasn't hired me yet.

pre-edit: ok, apparently their name has been changed to "sesame workshop". see how out of the loop i am?

anyway, thanks for letting me know about that character, evie. i really had no idea. last thing i need is jim henson's people on my behind. they're still probably pissed at this one.
now, if Big Bird has developped bird flu, please write in, guys

if you're reading this post and are very confused go here

ok, i should go to sleep now.

:(

stop it.
stop fucking posting about bonsai kittens.
stop emailing me about it.
stop making threads about it.
stop making myspace bulletins about it.
stop making petitions about it.
stop telling me about it.
stop it.
stop.
just fucking stop it.
it's not real.
it's not fucking real.
no one puts cats in a friggin' jar.
not on purpose. not by accident.
it's a joke. it's fake. it's bullshit.
so you can stop now.
okay?
stop it.
google it.
snopes it.
but just stop letting me know about it.
stoppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!111111
goddamn...
why'd you even believe it to begin with?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
really?
what the hell...
double-yoo-tee-eff
grrr.
argh.
that is all.


ps.
my cat even knows it's bullshit and he jumps at his own friggin' shadow.

A STEAM-POWERED TRANSFORMER

full story here
a million geeky train buffs with a fascination for 'bots just changed their shorts.
i won't even get into the clunkies...

The latest meme to hit the internets has to be one of the greatest memes in the history of memedom:
http://www.thegreatcurve.net/2006/01/batgirl-meme.html

So, rather than go to sleep I decided to join the bandwagon.



What can I say... I'm a whoooore.
^_^

If you're still hungry for more, the batgirl buffet is over here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/himynameisjamie/345568.html

HUZZAH!

I forced an LJ onto my site. He tried to resist... but he gave in towards the end.
He felt battered and broken... and I feel dirty inside.
Real dirty.
Like XXXtina dirty but with less vinyl and scuzziness...

Ok, in truth I was getting tired of my old LJ and I rarely used it anyway.

Insert phoenix analogy... or something

HOTCHA!